How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Get on your knees Ho

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Ju... Just why?

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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