When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Fox News.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Women's rights

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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