- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

womens rights

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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