Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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full house

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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AIDS

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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