- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Gun Control

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Romans rights.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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