I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

0 + 0 = 0

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

whats long and green? weed

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

this is not an anti joke

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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