How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Your all fags

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Cancer.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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jcjdj

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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This is not an anti joke.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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