- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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