what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Black People.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Dislike this.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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