I share two rooms with my mother.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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