What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A dyslexic blind man

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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men's rights.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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