Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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