- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

George Bush.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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