Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

George Bush.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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