What's the difference between a duck?

A man made a sandwich.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Hey Shea

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

u jelly?

I have Alzheimer. What?

Bloody kids ...

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

fruit salad?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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