Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

Butt poop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

girls basketball

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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