What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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i dont like chris

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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