- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Like this joke, bitch.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

shut up iggy

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

A woman walks into a bar.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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