Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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speech and debate.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Anti Joke

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