What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Like this joke, bitch.

Im black

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Your mums a penis joke.

A woman walks into a bar.

shut up iggy

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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