Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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