- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

A white person at Harvard

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Gingers.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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