- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

One time I masturbated by myself

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

learn the ropes?

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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