- Anti Joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

speech and debate.

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