- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Twenty-Four

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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