What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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David Silberberg is gay

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Anti Joke

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