What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Knock, Knock Come in

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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