What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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This is a joke

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Justin's humor

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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