why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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brainfart

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Meow.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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