What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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bees knees

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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You're welcome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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