Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Knock, Knock ...

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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