Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Not a joke.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Bumsniffer

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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