What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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