- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

i have an apple. now suck my dick

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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