What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Michael Castillo is gay

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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