What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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John Stamos.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Cool Brian

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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