What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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your mom died.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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