How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What color is red paint? Red

A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

This is a joke. Laugh!

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

hey guys what's up?

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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