- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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