- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Mitt Romney penis

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

An English man walks into a pub.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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