Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Penis

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Breast cancer.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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