What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Butt poop.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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