- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

knock knock who's there aids

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

leon harney ya pikey

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

poo

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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