How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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