- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Knock, knock. answers door

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

women rights

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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