- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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