My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why did katy fall off her bike?

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Tony Romo

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

american government

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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