Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Chinese drivers.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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toast points

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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