If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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