- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

One time I masturbated by myself

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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