- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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