- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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