- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

You idiot.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what happens every day? People die

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Jews

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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