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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Look how far I can kick this bucket

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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