Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Canada AYY

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What's big and white?

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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