What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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