Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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