How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Black Friday

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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