- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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