Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Your dads dead. lol

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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out of your comfort zone

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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