Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

My parents died!

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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