Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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