What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

What did the man without a tongue say...

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

Religion.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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