How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Where's my tractor?

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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