A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

whats 69+2? 71

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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