- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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