- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Whats an Anti Joke

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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