- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Some people like melon and others like soup.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

I killed someone today. :D

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

12 in general

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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