- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

hi bye

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Dylan is gay

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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