What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

I have down syndrome. -RDV

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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