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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

a pornstar comes early to a party

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

The jets are a good team..

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

I am a joke. I am funny.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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