How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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