Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

hi

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What is the meaning of life? 42

xavier stop

69

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What's funnier than 68 69

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

book 'em danno

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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