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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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