- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Xzibit

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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