- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

I am a women

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

A sober Amy Winehouse

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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