- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

whats chinese noodles

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

I told you it would happen

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Knock knock What?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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