- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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