I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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