- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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