A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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