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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Your mom is so fat...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

A man makes a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

jcjdj

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

womens rights.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Your mom is so fat...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

A man makes a sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

jcjdj

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

womens rights.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you