What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

bryden is a faggot

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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