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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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