Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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run farther?

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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I am a women

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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