You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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