roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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meh

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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