whats cold and in a box...have a guess

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

what do u call a black man a black man

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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