Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

10inch nice

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Gangnam style

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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