- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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